Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? Iran!!

If you are one of the 50 million geniuses who voted for this, well done. First, it's inviting them over for food and fun. Next, we'll be in bed with them. Finally, we'll wake up with someones head in our bed. That could be the head of a British tourist. Who knows.

She's Already Got One, And It's Very Nice!!!

Well, the ice princess went over the pond and gave the Queen of England an iPod. Yes, she's already got one. I'm just in a Python mood today! Anyway, I've given up trying to figure out this gift thing. An iPod to the Queen? Hmmm. Maybe a box full of Obama memorabilia would have been just as appropriate. After all, he is historical. Or is that hysterical?

Obama Is A World-Class Hypocrite

Thanks to NewsBusters for this article. Fifteen freakin' grand for a play set? Holy crap!! Maybe it's time to review what the ice princess really meant by hope and change. Some possibilities:

• He hoped his job would change.
• He hoped his income would change.
• He hoped we wouldn't notice his words would change.
  
• He hoped that spending fifteen freakin' grand for a playset would feel like spending chump change.

I'm sorry, but this just pisses me off. He's out there talking about the crappy economy and that times are tough, yada, yada, yada, and he's now going to spend more money on a freakin' play set than I make in a year. And, he'll do it with that evil smile. Jackass.

Glad Obama Thinks It's Funny

If you have not seen this, you might as well watch it.

I mean, seriously. What kind of moron says something like this? "Gallows humor"? What kind of moron sits there and laughs like a complete idiot?

First, he bowls like a Special Olympian (which is actually a slam at the fantastic Special Olympians because most of them could kick his ass) and now he loves gallows humor. Good grief. I'm not sure how anybody can sit there, watch this guy laugh like that and not punch him right in the mouth.

I want you to name for me one Republican who could have made those two statements and then kept their jobs. This guy is cold. He's like those girls in high school that everyone referred to as "ice princess": they were not as pretty as they thought, they put everyone down to elevate themselves and they were not as popular as they losers around them thought. So, I now retire the moniker "the messiah" and will now refer to this president as the "ice princess".