Why Are You Surprised By Nancy?

So, she decided to have a vote on a Saturday night. You are surprised? Really? Desperation causes people to do silly things. Nancy and Harry desperately need to do something that makes it appears like they have an accomplishment. So, they've done it. Big deal. When you have a party majority and you barely get a bill passed, well then I have to say...whatever. The Senate will do the right thing. Right? Right?

Dick Cheney Rocks

Well, Dick Cheney continues to freak out the liberals. Which is great. They deserve it. It's so nice to hear somebody that can speak in complete sentences. Contrast that with the ice princess. Well, don't bother. You'll want to jam an ice pick into your ears listening the the ice princess.

Cheney is right. We need to have everything at our disposal to battle the enemy. If you sit there and tell your enemy that you won't hurt them and you'll leave a key under the doormat, don't be surprised when you come home and your furniture is gone, your wife has been raped and your kids have been taken hostage. But, all you morons who voted for "hope and change" don't care, do you.

Tea Parties, Part Two

As you may or may not know, there we some famous tea parties a couple hundred years ago. Yesterday, there were some more that were either ignored or downplayed. It seems to me that the UK probably downplayed the original and look how well that went for them.

I was unable to attend the local tea party, but there were a couple hundred people that showed up, despite the rain. We live in a lightly populated area, so it was a very good turnout. There are so many great videos and stories on the interwebs about other tea parties around the country. People had a lot of fun with it, but there is a seriousness to it that I'm convinced that the liberals and the ice princess just don't understand. His quote about not being aware of the tea parties just shows the mindset.

As is said, those that fail to learn from history are destined to repeat it.

Meghan McCain Needs To Buy A Clue

First off, I want to say that I have the utmost respect for what John McCain has done in the service of his country. There are very few people who have gone through what he went through and have gone on to live a normal, successful life. For that, he has no peer and I applaud him. However, as an alleged representative of the Republican party, he is a failure. His desire to reach across the aisle and be the media darling got old fast and that desire is now a factor in why the ice princess is president.

As the old saying goes, the apple does not fall far from the tree. Meghan McCain is her dad repackaged in younger, larger packaging. She went on Larry King (not to be confused with Bee Larry King) and said that she's a "progressive Republican". That's her claim. She's pro-abortion, pro-gay marriage and bordering on being pro-Obama and still has the gall to claim to be a Republican.

Also, her grasp on the obvious is amazing. A direct quote: "I'm 24 years old. I'm not in my 40s, I'm not in my 50s and older." Seriously? You are 24, but not in your 50's? How did you manage to figure that out, Meghan? Plus, you sit there and tell everyone that you don't even know who Laura Ingraham is when you were on her show? Quite the intellectual.

If this girl is what the future of the Republican party is, then count me out. It is people like her and her father that have caused the Republican party to be in the state it is. Go away, Meghan.

Return the AIG Bonuses - Yes!!!

Actually, no. From NRO, read this.

Obama a Communist?

I have little doubt that the messiah and most of the Democrat leadership are closet Socialists/Communists. This "stimulus" abomination should be enough proof. Except for you closet Socialists/Communists who think it is great. Came across this article this morning. Read at your own risk and don't shoot the messenger.

Embrace What is Right?

Excuse me? Again, in reference to the inauguration, the preacher that said the prayer had this gem of a line: "white embraces what is right". What? Just can't take 8 seconds off from all of the racism garbage. Yeah, I know it exists. I also know it does not exist to the degree that the liberals claim. If it did, Mrs. Palin would have been VP today. Millions of crackers voted for a black man. What more do we evil whiteys have to do?

My Two Cents on Sarah Palin

Everyone and their mom seems to be down on the lovely Mrs. Palin. Why? Where does this come from? Last I checked, the election ended over two months ago. McCain has dropped off the face of the earth and the messiah's poo still doesn't stink. But Mrs. Palin is still being used as a lightning rod for the hate and vitriol of the moron media and the left.

The answer is simple: fear. Those that bash Mrs. Palin do it out of fear. She stands for many of the things that the great Ronald Reagan stood for. She's a conservative and true conservatism scares the hell out of those that don't want to be held to any moral standards. The lefties claim to want everyone to be free to live their lives. Truth is, their policies do nothing by imprison people. Welfare? Liberal idea. Quotas? Liberal idea. Putting hand cuffs on our automobile industry? Liberal idea. (Side note: check out how the big three are doing overseas. Their foreign operations, without all the stupid liberal regulations, are flourishing. Things that make you go "Hmmmm".)

So, all these people believe putting Mrs. Palin down over and over will diminish her in our eyes. They believe that we will see her for who they believe she is. They are scared to death that the messiah won't actually be able to walk on water and that he'll be ripe for the picking in 2012. Instead of waiting for the next election cycle to hit, the moron media is bashing Mrs. Palin now. Not sure how these people live with themselves.

Liberals truly fear the greatness of people like Reagan. We have not had anyone that rivals Ronaldus Maximus since he left office. The liberals have not had much to fear in 20 years. Suddenly, Mrs. Palin bursts onto the national scene. While she's not the second coming of Reagan, she's definitely at the top of the conservative ladder.

Who knows what the future holds. Mrs. Palin may not even bother to venture into the national political scene again. Who could blame her? She's got a fantastic life up there in Alaska. However, I'm sure she's tough enough to endure the barbs and arrows and come out swinging when the time is right.

Mrs. Sarah Palin, thank you. You have given this conservative hope that new blood is out there. Yes I'm nuts, but I'm thinking Palin/Jindal 2012. Or Jindal/Palin 2012. Either way, count me in!!

Mrs. Palin Continues to Rock

No matter how much the moron media and the left (and some in her own party) try to keep her down, Mrs. Palin just keeps on keeping on. The number one selling office product on Amazon.com is the 2009 Sarah Palin calendar (thanks to Newsbusters.org for the tip). I just love it! Hear that, messiah? To quote Smith from the Matrix movies, "That's the sound of inevitability." Palin 2012!!

Obama's Victory Spurs Gun Sales

That is the actual, priceless, front page headline in my local birdcage liner. This is too much for many reasons, as I'm sure that you can guess.

Those of us intelligent enough to read between the lines, know the true meaning of the headline. The messiah will try to take our guns away. Let's review his words from the campaign.

"If you’ve got a gun in your house, I’m not taking it,’’ Obama said. But the Illinois senator could still see skeptics in the crowd, particularly on the faces of several men at the back of the room.
So he tried again. “Even if I want to take them away, I don’t have the votes in Congress,’’ he said.

I'm sorry, but the last sentence is the key. Sounds to me like he's tipping his hand there. He's already figured out that he doesn't have the votes. If you love your guns, but still voted for "hope and change", you deserve to lose your guns.

The next way to take the headline, there are those of us worried about the messiah's plan to "spread the wealth" that Joke Biden laid out so well. Come on, Biden. I dare you to man up and come to my house and take my wealth. Do it!!

The last way, which may land me in jail for even mentioning, I won't mention. Except to say there is one big hunting trip planned by people who shouldn't be hunting.

How Does CNN Stay In Business?

O brother. At lunch with the yard apes and this headline was on CNN: "Sign of tough times: Parking meters stolen". Riveting stuff, CNN. I guess we all should stop for a moment and pray to God for a return to the crime-free, halcyon days of Slick Willy. I'd write more, but there's an old lady walking by and I'm sure I can steal her purse. Curse you George W. Bush!

The True Edwards Interview

As you may know, unassailable John Edwards revealed the "shocking" truth he had an affair with that crazy Ms. Hunter, after lying about it for a couple years. What always interests me about these interviews is what questions should have been asked based on the answers. So, here is what I think the interview should have gone like. BTW, these are his actual answers (except the last one).

I Am The Hammer: I want to thank you for taking time to talk to us, sir. And I use "sir" very loosely.
JOHN EDWARDS: Sure, of course.

IATH: I’m going to skip the usual song and dance and just get started. Is your political career over?
JE: Oh yes, it's been over for a long time.

IATH: So would it be safe to say that your attempt to win the presidency has been nothing more than a vain attempt to stay in the spotlight?
JE: That is correct.

IATH: And to score more crazy blonde babes?
JE: I don't know.

IATH: Right. Have you informed your family that you are a complete and utter tool? And that you are, in fact, a trial lawyer and therefore, by definition, a liar?
JE: Well, here's the way I feel about this. I think that my family is entitled to every detail. They've been told every detail. Elizabeth knows absolutely everything. I think beyond the basics, the fact that I made this mistake and I'm responsible for it and no one else. I think that's where it stops in terms of the public because I think everything else is within my family and those privacy boundaries ought to be respected.

IATH: So it never crossed your mind that being a trial lawyer would be a problem?
JE: It was a huge judgment, mistake in judgment. But yeah, I didn't think anyone would ever know about it. I didn't. And the important thing is, how could I ever get to the place, to that place and allow myself to let that happen?

IATH: Is it true that you are deeply in love with your wife?
JE: Not true. Published in a supermarket tabloid. That is absolutely not true.

IATH: Do you know if it is fun to take a paternity test? Have you even taken one?
JE: I have not, I would welcome participating in a paternity test. Be happy to participate in one.

IATH: Really? So you think you would enjoy it?
JE: Happy to take a paternity test, and would love to see it happen.

IATH: Have you heard that your wife said she is planning to have you castrated?
JE: I don't know what she has said.

IATH: Would it surprise you if she had said that?
JE: No.

IATH: Would it surprise you if Jesse Jackson offered to do it for your wife?
JE: No.

IATH: How much money have you paid to ensure yourself against castration?
JE: Uh, this is what I can tell you. I've never paid a dime of money to any of the people that are involved. I've never asked anybody to pay a dime of money, never been told that any money's been paid. Nothing has been done at my request. So if the allegation is that somehow I participated in the payment of money -- that is a lie. An absolute lie, which is typical of these types of publications.

IATH: So this canceled check that I have a copy of that is written from your personal bank account made out to “Protect My Goodies Insurance” is nothing?
JE: I don't know. I told you just a moment ago, I know absolutely nothing about this.

IATH: So you’ve never heard about any of this?
JE: I've heard about it from reporters like you just in the last few days. It's the first I heard anything about it.

IATH: Would castration help your marriage?
JE: Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I think our marriage will not only survive but be strong.

IATH: Is it obvious to you that I, along with many Americans, think you are a complete idiot?
JE: I'm aware of that.

IATH: How does that make you feel?
JE: I don't know.

IATH: Is it possible for you to get any stupider?
JE: Yeah, of course I think it's possible.

IATH: Did the ever-so-crazy Ms. Hunter ever participate in these castration planning sessions?
JE: No. No. And again, I always said this to you, I don't think I'm going to go through the details of this, I already did it with Elizabeth-- uh, she was hired to come in and produce films and that's the reason she was hired.

IATH: So did you ask the crazy blonde babe about the castration rumors?
JE: Same answer. Same answer -- no I did not.

IATH: You are lying to me, right?
JE: That is correct.

IATH: Would you care if I slapped you right now?
JE: No.

IATH: How about if I hit you over the head with my chair? Would you mind?
JE: No.

IATH: Does your wife want to stay married to you?
JE: No, of course not.

IATH: Is she going to divorce you and take all you have?
JE: That is correct.

IATH: Is it possible that you have a serious case of Cranial-Rectal Inversion?
JE: Sure, of course.

IATH: Would a mirror help prove it?
JE: I'm not a scientist -- I don't know what the various methods of proving it are but that's certainly one way to prove it.

IATH: You do realize that there are photographs that show you have CRI?
JE: The picture in the tabloid. I have no idea what that picture is.

IATH: But you have seen the front-page picture, right?
JE: I did see it and I cannot make any sense out of that.

IATH: You can’t even recognize yourself in a picture?
JE: I don't know who that picture -- I don't know if that picture is me, it could well be, it looks like me.

IATH: Is it possible that you have your head so far up there that you don’t even know what day it is?
JE: Of course that's possible.

IATH: So it’s possible you really don’t know anything about anything, you cheated your way through law school, you made your fortune selling your soul to the devil and your hair is just a wig?
JE: I think all these things are possible.

IATH: You make me want to vomit. Please leave.
JE: Do you validate?

IATH: Somebody get my gun!