The Wednesday "Who Knew"

Just putting some "deep knowledge" in your brain for a mid-week snack. So, we commence. Who knew...

• Woody Harrelson was still alive and considered a viable actor (I was at the video store and he was in three new releases)
  
• The moron media would hate on a woman because she was a Republican (duh)
  
• Hillary Clinton would actually quit without bloodshed (see last weeks DNC convention)
  
• Michael Moore knew about God (he said hurricane Gustav was proof there was a God in heaven)
  
• God has let Michael Moore live (a mystery)
  
• Chris Matthews was still in love with the messiah (duh)
  
• People would blame guns for a school shooting...again (read the comments here)

Send me your "Who Knew" ideas. I run short on ideas sometimes!