Michael Moore Finally Admits He's Gay

No, I won't put any pictures of the walking turd here. Michael was being interviewed by somebody (does it matter?) on Current TV. He was asked about how he deals with people being mean to the poor little guy. His answer? Admitting that he's gay.

Well I go to my two lovers, Ben and Jerry.

That also confirms the rumors about Ben and Jerry.

Joe Scarborough is an Expert on Something

"Conservative" MSNBC talking head Mr. Scarborough seems to think that getting elected to some office is what is important in life. For some reason, somebody interviewed him as if he had something interesting to say. I'm not going to link to it because it's not worth the trouble. Joe has no idea how to get ratings, yet claims that "a lot of people like watching people on MSNBC". Really? Joe has his ratings lunch handed to him every day. He's such a douche.

Rich Whitey is Keeping Chicago Down

Jabba after Lap-Band surgery?

The president of the Chicago Teacher's Union has blamed the state of the education system on "rich, white people". You can't tell by the picture, but according to my sources, this person is a woman and goes by the name of Karen Lewis. I thought Pat from the old SNL sketches had put on 300 pounds and grew out his/her hair. Anyway, her "solution" is to treat the children of Chicago like the Chicago Cubs. "Year after year — despite individual player performance, despite game losses and near wins — the fans show continue to show up. We keep cheering for our Cubbies. We know they are winners." Seriously? The Cubs have not won anything of note since 1954. According to her "logic", the kids of Chicago are right where they should be. Yay, team!!
H/T The Daily Caller