Meghan McCain Needs To Buy A Clue

First off, I want to say that I have the utmost respect for what John McCain has done in the service of his country. There are very few people who have gone through what he went through and have gone on to live a normal, successful life. For that, he has no peer and I applaud him. However, as an alleged representative of the Republican party, he is a failure. His desire to reach across the aisle and be the media darling got old fast and that desire is now a factor in why the ice princess is president.

As the old saying goes, the apple does not fall far from the tree. Meghan McCain is her dad repackaged in younger, larger packaging. She went on Larry King (not to be confused with Bee Larry King) and said that she's a "progressive Republican". That's her claim. She's pro-abortion, pro-gay marriage and bordering on being pro-Obama and still has the gall to claim to be a Republican.

Also, her grasp on the obvious is amazing. A direct quote: "I'm 24 years old. I'm not in my 40s, I'm not in my 50s and older." Seriously? You are 24, but not in your 50's? How did you manage to figure that out, Meghan? Plus, you sit there and tell everyone that you don't even know who Laura Ingraham is when you were on her show? Quite the intellectual.

If this girl is what the future of the Republican party is, then count me out. It is people like her and her father that have caused the Republican party to be in the state it is. Go away, Meghan.

Obama Is A World-Class Hypocrite

Thanks to NewsBusters for this article. Fifteen freakin' grand for a play set? Holy crap!! Maybe it's time to review what the ice princess really meant by hope and change. Some possibilities:

• He hoped his job would change.
• He hoped his income would change.
• He hoped we wouldn't notice his words would change.
  
• He hoped that spending fifteen freakin' grand for a playset would feel like spending chump change.

I'm sorry, but this just pisses me off. He's out there talking about the crappy economy and that times are tough, yada, yada, yada, and he's now going to spend more money on a freakin' play set than I make in a year. And, he'll do it with that evil smile. Jackass.

Glad Obama Thinks It's Funny

If you have not seen this, you might as well watch it.

I mean, seriously. What kind of moron says something like this? "Gallows humor"? What kind of moron sits there and laughs like a complete idiot?

First, he bowls like a Special Olympian (which is actually a slam at the fantastic Special Olympians because most of them could kick his ass) and now he loves gallows humor. Good grief. I'm not sure how anybody can sit there, watch this guy laugh like that and not punch him right in the mouth.

I want you to name for me one Republican who could have made those two statements and then kept their jobs. This guy is cold. He's like those girls in high school that everyone referred to as "ice princess": they were not as pretty as they thought, they put everyone down to elevate themselves and they were not as popular as they losers around them thought. So, I now retire the moniker "the messiah" and will now refer to this president as the "ice princess".

The Plot Sickens

It's always a good thing to know that one is not truly paranoid. I ran into a coach from another league at work and we were talking about the upcoming season. I told him about our socialistic approach to the upcoming season and he almost shouted, "They can't do that!" We talked about it some more and it got me to thinking (danger, danger!!!!). I did some research on the subject and, while I can't prove it with ironclad certainty, it looks like the coach may be right.

So, I called the other member of the LL board that I know doesn't hold any grudges about whatever happened last year. I told him my thoughts and he agreed that it all seemed a bit off. He's going to look into it and see what can be done. I ran a lot of ideas around this fertile playground I call my brain and realized that there are probably only two kids returning that were capable pitchers. One I already have and I may get the second one because he wants to play on my team and his dad can probably make that happen.

Over the weekend, I revamped my son's pitching mechanics and he's now quite good. Plus, I can probably talk my neighbors into moving their son up and he needs a little work but throws hard. So, if my scheming hard work and dedication pays off, I'll end up with the four best pitchers in the league. That's right, the Hammer is on the loose! Don't piss me off!!!

Return the AIG Bonuses - Yes!!!

Actually, no. From NRO, read this.

This Is Not the Change You Voted For

Now They Are Out To Get Me

Had our first Little League meeting last night. Was moderately interesting. I didn't mention this before, but there was an unknown incident that occurred last summer that got several members of the board mad at me. I still don't know what happened, but I guess that they're still mad because the first topic was our draft. This is a direct quote, aimed at me: "It's not fair that you have so many kids returning, so everyone is going into a pool for a new draft." Fortunately, I've matured as I have gotten older and didn't immediately throttle the geniuses whose idea this is. I did manage to salvage one of my kids because his dad helps me a lot. So, I start out with the best kid in the league, plus my number 2 son, who is very good.

The tragic part of this is that all of my statistical research is mostly for naught because it was based on having the same seven kids back. O well, I will make it work somehow and I vow to win the league again, somehow, someway.

Ed Schultz is a Complete Tool

Actually, that's not fair to tools. Most tools have a use. Ed, however, does not. First, a couple quotes from BIG Ed.

Now if you watch Limbaugh with the sound down, the drugster, he looks like Adolf Hitler!

Liberals are so totally predictable. Bloviating without any knowledge. "I didn't listen to Rush, but (fill in the blank)." Amazing that he would admit this on the air. Well, nobody listens so I guess he thought he was safe.

Am I jealous? Every talk show host is sitting here saying we'd love to have that. C'mon! We're radio, we're in radio, we have egos.

A little background on the ever-expanding Ed. Back in the the early 90's, he was just a local talk show host, still out of Fargo, ND (yes I lived there at the time). He came on before Rush and was actually kinda interesting. He had a conservative tilt, but loved to stir the pot. If you listened to him long enough, it wasn't hard to tell that large-and-in-charge Ed's goal was to be Rush Limbaugh. It was an ongoing joke with the locals that listened. We called him "baby Rush". He went so far as to very closely copy Rush's format, down the the network. Instead of the EIB network, mega Ed had the FIB (freedom in broadcasting) network.

Now, after all these years, he finally admits his jealousy of Rush and his success. I wonder if Ed gets the leg tingle, too. He and Ms. Matthews should meet somewhere in Moorhead and compare tingles. And, yes, Moorhead's a real town right next to Fargo.