Rich Whitey is Keeping Chicago Down

Jabba after Lap-Band surgery?

The president of the Chicago Teacher's Union has blamed the state of the education system on "rich, white people". You can't tell by the picture, but according to my sources, this person is a woman and goes by the name of Karen Lewis. I thought Pat from the old SNL sketches had put on 300 pounds and grew out his/her hair. Anyway, her "solution" is to treat the children of Chicago like the Chicago Cubs. "Year after year — despite individual player performance, despite game losses and near wins — the fans show continue to show up. We keep cheering for our Cubbies. We know they are winners." Seriously? The Cubs have not won anything of note since 1954. According to her "logic", the kids of Chicago are right where they should be. Yay, team!!
H/T The Daily Caller